While all eyes were on Jake Pavelka Monday night and his decision to marry Vienna Girardi, ABC used its time in the TV spotlight to reveal the new cast of Dancing with the Stars.
The season will NOT include Kym Johnson, Dmitry Chaplin, Jonathon Roberts or Karina Smirnoff as professional partners. But the set of celebrities taking the stage will be comprised of one woman with a large vagina and one with large breasts, among others.

They are:
* Kate Gosselin: Mother of eight
* Chad Ochocinco: NFL wide receiver
* Pamela Anderson (Billed as "The World's Sexiest Woman")
* Aiden Turner: Soap opera stud
* Erin Andrews (Should have been billed as "The World's Sexiest Woman")
* Shannen Doherty: Washed-up actress
* Buzz Aldrin: Former astronaut
* Niecy Nash: Reno 911 star
* Evan Lysacek: Gold Medal ice skater
* Nicole Scherzinger: Professional singer
* JAKE PAVELKA: The most-recent Bachelor/ABC-sponsored celebrity

The season kicks off on March 22. Considering the presence of Andrews, it will likely draw in more men than any previous edition.

Considering the presence of Jake, it will hopefully elicit more eye-rolls from anyone that believed for a second that The Bachelor was ever about love. thehollywoodgossip